Fiocchi Drone Dropper Shotshell: Pure Pterodactyls & Alien Drone Medicine

Ptired of those ptesky pterodactyls? Wanna send ET home, toes first?

Fiocchi Ammunition has your terrestrial, twenty-first century back: the Drone Dropper Shotshell. This game-changing shotshell is specifically designed for shooting down those pesky alien drones and pterodactyls that have been terrorizing southern border landowners and east and west coast homeowners.

“We’re thrilled to bring this revolutionary product to market,” said David Blenker, CEO of Fiocchi Ammunition. “Our customers have been asking for a solution to the growing problem of alien drones and pterodactyls, and we’re happy to deliver.”

The Drone Dropper Shotshell features a unique carbon fiber weave wad design, which provides unparalleled strength and stability. The duplex load consists of a solid core projectile made from Osmium — the densest material on the planet — placed on top of #2 pellets that are also made from Osmium. This potent combination ensures maximum stopping power and a high probability of drone/Pterodactyl destruction at impressive ranges.

“We’re confident that our Drone Dropper Shotshell will become the go-to solution for homeowners and landowners looking to protect their property from these aerial threats,” Blenker continued. “And at just $100 for a five-round pack, it’s an affordable solution for anyone looking to take down some extraterrestrial drones or flying reptiles.”

Fiocchi Ammunition recommends using the Drone Dropper Shotshell in conjunction with a healthy dose of skepticism and a strong understanding of the laws of physics and reality.

*Important Safety Information*

• Do not attempt to shoot down alien drones or pterodactyls without proper training and equipment.
• Always wear eye and ear protection when shooting.
• Do not use the Drone Dropper Shotshell to shoot down objects that are not actually alien drones or pterodactyls.
• Fiocchi Ammunition is not responsible for any damage or injury caused by the misuse of the Drone Dropper Shotshell.

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