Too Long in the Wasteland: Auto-Ordnance Wastelander Thompson

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“In a world where only the strong survive, your equipment needs to be as unyielding as you are,” says Auto-Ordnance. Enter the Wastelander Thompson, a custom-built firearm designed for the most rugged survivors of the post-apocalyptic landscape. Limited to a uniquely numbered series of 25 Thompsons, this exclusive carbine is a testament to resilience and a powerful tool for navigating the challenges of the new world as imaged by gamers, and fans of the latest in sci-fi television!

Crafted in collaboration with Koted Arms, the Wastelander Thompson embodies the spirit of survival with unique, battle-worn aesthetics and dependable functionality. Each Thompson tells a story of the wasteland through deep, laser-engraved markings that pay homage to fallen factions and the scars of a ravaged world. “The Wastelander Thompson is more than just a firearm; it’s a symbol of perseverance, meticulously crafted for those who face the harsh realities of a post apocalyptic new world in role playing games and fiction!”

Ready for The Apocalypse

The Wastelander Thompson boasts several unique features reflecting its rugged theme, including intricate, deep laser-engraved markings that depict the history and harsh realities of the wasteland. Its furniture, consisting of a walnut fixed stock and vertical foregrip, receives a unique plasma-cut treatment, giving it durability and a distinct, battle-hardened look. For sustained firepower, the Thompson includes sturdy steel magazines: one 50-round drum and one 20-round stick.

It’s equipped with a handy and robust chain sling crafted from salvaged motorcycle chain, enhancing both utility and its rugged appearance. Adding an element of intrigue, each Wastelander Thompson also comes with a mystery item surprise for its owner, and a letter of authenticity certifying it as one of only 25 guns ever to be made.

Forged for over 80 hours with grit and ingenuity by the survivors at Koted Arms, every detail of the Wastelander Thompson, from the graphic designs to the rusted-out Cerakote finish, reflects the harsh realities of a post-apocalyptic world. The Wastelander Thompson is chambered in the hard-hitting .45 ACP, featuring a 16.5″ finned barrel that extends to 18.5″ with its compensator.

Built for toughness, it uses steel in its construction, has an overall length of 41 inches, and a solid weight of 13 lbs. Target acquisition is straightforward with its blade front sight and adjustable open rear sight. Finally, the Thompson boasts a fixed walnut stock paired with a vertical foregrip, offering a stable and comfortable hold. Koted Arms has created a firearm that is as resilient as the wasteland itself. Get yours right here, survivor.

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